Monday, February 26, 2024

10 corny but funny “Dad” jokes for Father’s Day from GasBuddy

For Father’s Day, GasBuddy notes that “Often, dads are known for their good advice, fierce loyalty to their sports teams, passion for complaining about gas prices and, of course, their corny jokes. What better way to celebrate all the fathers on Father’s Day than with a slew of Dad Jokes? Here are ten of our favorites (with one bonus joke) that are sure to get you laughing (and groaning!)”

1. Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!

2. What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory.

3. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.

4. What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!

5. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.

6. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.

7. Why are elevator jokes so funny?
They work on many levels.

8. What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament?
Live stream it.

9. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.

10. What does a baby computer call his father?

And here’s a BONUS joke for the road….

I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.