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Wienhold offers a defense of one-way streets

Retired Hamilton cab driver and Professional Bullshit Detective Hans Wienhold

Retired Hamilton cab driver Hans Wienhold launches an informal discussion about the beauty of one-way streets in his new YouTube video. Please be warned, readers may find it offensive (“moving at the speed of a female cyclist”) or rational (“God did not make men and women equal – General Motors did”) or both.

“Politicians may ramble on about their dedication to safety, their dedication to safety as a motive for their decisions to create gridlock, but their decision to convert safe one-way streets into two-way chaos belies their insincere pontifications,” he notes, adding, “Open the window.”

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Hans Wienhold is the author of Confessions of a Hamilton Cab Driver,” available on Amazon in hardcover or paperback.

Wienhold identifies as a Welfare Recipient at Senior’s Welfare; Self-Employed; and also, a Climate Scientist at BS Detective Services.